gnarky:

booty got me like

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circuitbird:

How do I know I am a millennial? I require no explanation for anything entertaining. I show my folks a funny video of a cockatoo having an argument with a dude jumping on its empty cage, and they’re like, Where did you find this? Why is that happening? I don’t know. I don’t care. It was on the Internet. That’s the only context I can give you.

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vicioussuggestion:

am i bitter? yes. but do i try to move on and let go of past anger? well, actually, no

9 years ago     132,611 notes     Reblog » patrik-star

(Source: weheartit.com)

im hot

bpdangelic:

H ard to love
O bnoxious
T errible

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tsujimatsu:

notpetewentz:

im literally crying like actually really i am weeping

when you see your waifu

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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thegladelf:

bruises-for-tomorrow:

when your life is falling apart but you don’t give a fuck anymore

Trust me. You want to unmute.

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2amthought:

Team dog

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(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

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jaackfrost:

So you can breathe but not text me back ???

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guiseofgentlewords:

guiseofgentlewords:

my father told me once to never date anyone who talks smoothly around you from the start because if someone likes you they should be a little nervous and honestly i think that’s some of the best advice anyone has ever given me

i told my dad about this text post and he got so excited he teared up and then he said he felt like he just adopted forty thousand new children to share his wisdom with and he hopes all of you meet kind, sweet people he would be proud of

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